One of the Scariest Dreams EVER (starring Joker)

I got my tablet!! YAY!! Now, if only I had time to do stuff...I'm clearing out my room for a paint job and it's taking FOREVER.

So my scary dream: I haven't watched Batman or read/watched any sort of DC and other misc. American comics in EONS. So I don't know why this just popped up.

So the Joker (from Batman obviously) was out to get me. He wanted my family to surrender me and he'd just take me. So I decided to run away. So he's sneaking around my house just to make sure I'm not going anywhere. So when he's eating I decide to jump the fence into my neighbor's house (which is a rental and empty). He finds out that I'm gone and starts laughing maniacally. My mom and dad try to reason: she's just taking a walk.

Joker then pulls out a super gun, you know, one of his freaky gizmos and starts blowing up all things in sight. So I see 3 missiles headed my way with maniacal laughter echoing in my ears. One blows up right behind me, so I jump the fence into the next neighbor's greenhouse. It hits that, then I jump into the pool and I magically change into my cap, goggles, and swimsuit. Then the third missile hits the pool, which is oddly enough like the MHS deep pool ( and should know what I'm talking about) which is about 12 feet deep on the deepest side.

I get tossed an turned but I'm not dead, but I see the Joker and my parents jogging up and I play possum. My dad knows I'm not dead so he presses $1000 in my hand and says "For your afterlife" and the Joker just nudges my mom because the idiot really thinks I'm dead.

He goes out to the liquor bar to celebrate, not caring if I was really faking. So I sneak back in the house to get supplies for a week away from home.
For some reason, in the house behind the house with the pool, there is a huge mountain that millions are climbing on

So to climb on the mountain in freezing weather, I say "I am a tough swimmer, so I will walk in flip flops!" (Note: I must be delirious after 3 bombs, I mean, I pride myself in having duck feet from running around on deck for 6 or so years, but hey, I'm not stupid in real life.) I jump back over the fence and start climbing the mountain and the landlady asks me, "What are you doing out here honey?" And I relay my story.

A week later I return and learn that the Joker is gone for good. I think on that mountain I 'ed him.

It's an absolutely silly dream but it scared me out of my wits.